My name is Bryan Sharpe . Lead developer @imagex_media. Lead developer @meinanutshell1. One hell of a model Canadian ...sorry 🇨🇦
As a senior developer and team lead, I've worked with large e-commerce clients such as Telus, Eikon, and Koodo to architect, manage, and develop custom solutions for online products, orders and fulfillment. I also am the lead developer at Me in a Nutshell (the site currently invading your eyeholes), where you can take your social media and create beautifully crafted portfolios.
Me: Amazon, deliver me upstairs to bed
Wife: you don't have prime anymore
Me: I'll be on the couch til Friday
November 27, 2019
What a massive win! Way to stick with it #Canucks
November 23, 2019
I don't even like Don, but firing a guy on Rememberance Day who has always put patriotism and Canadian military in…
November 11, 2019
November 8, 2019
~$30 for a medium pizza @bostonpizza ?? Holy fuck get over yourselves
October 26, 2019
Whatta comeback! Huge props to @j_markstrom for keeping it at 2 when it counted and a @BoHorvat hatty to top it off…
October 22, 2019
7yr old: Dad, I wonder where the tooth fairy gets all her money
*GASP* Maybe she's a bank robber!!!!
October 18, 2019
I can go to a jewelry shop and try on thousands of dollars, but can't try on a smartwatch at BestBuy?! Fuck you tec…
October 16, 2019
I find personality is a HIGHLY underrated attribute of developers. The smartest, most efficient developer in the wo…
October 2, 2019
October 2, 2019
Where the hell is @chiliklaus ??
September 25, 2019
I absolutely despise election-time politics (if you can even call it that). Nobody says anything unless it's about…
September 18, 2019
Watching "Woodstock" on Netflix and I am absolutely convinced "Wavy Gravy" footage is just @GatenM123 from Stanger Things...
September 15, 2019
Turning hate from one group to another doesn't make you an activist, it makes you an asshole
September 14, 2019
Welp, here I am late night looking up #vegancat thanks @joerogan
September 14, 2019
I tried unsuccessfully to recreate my mom's recipes for the longest time, until I realized her secret: 90% of the i…
September 1, 2019
How many patches would a composer patch patch if a composer patch could patch patches

August 30, 2019
My kid drops her subway sandwich on the ground at the food court after one bite, cries for a good 10 minutes, final…
August 25, 2019
Holy shit when did @NoodleboxCanada get so expensive?!! Gouging at its worst
August 23, 2019
Us to clients: we follow very strict processes and ensure the very best of quality assurance

Us on corp projects:…
August 23, 2019
Sometimes vanilla JS is ok guys, 5 libs and attached Drupal behaviors splattered with once() later your 2 lines of…
August 23, 2019
I wish golf was 24 holes so I could slow down the pace of my beer drinking
August 17, 2019
You know you're old when @howiemandel beats you to @tiktok_us ...
August 14, 2019
I love going into the office and having an "extra monitor" that needs 40 dongles, a reboot and a small prayer befor…
August 9, 2019
A little more personal...

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